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PostSubject: Horror-Scope email~ whos who??? :P   Tue May 27, 2008 12:33 am

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Capricorn 22nd Dec 21st Jan

Life
If Capricorns manage to conquer their natural reserve and shyness they can make terrific partners. Although they are cautious and introverted, they can be very faithful once in a relationship. They really need a partner who will support them emotionally, while giving them a much needed boost in confidence.

The bright side
One of Capricorns best assets is its sense of humour, this is often needed in their efforts to impose some kind of order on the world around them, (though not necessarily an order to everyone else's liking). Although the humour is dry, it does at least involve contact with others, something that the self contained
Capricorn does not excel at. What capricorn is very good at are those tasks that other signs, (except the other earth signs), find rather tedious. Capricorn is prudent, reliable and disciplined.
Conclusion:
Reliable, determined, ambitious, careful, prudent, disciplined, hard working, persevering.

The dark side
Capricorns can be extremely rigid and pessimistic in their outlook, being gloomy, depressed and depressing in their interactions with others. They can also be emotionally cold and inhibited. The prudent and cautious side of their nature can be taken to extremes resulting in the unsociable realm of the miser.
Capricorn needs to be in control to such an extent that they are often authoritarian. They distrust anything spontaneous which may deflect them from the task of changing the world to suit their own needs.
Conclusion:
Rigid, harsh, ruthless, cold, over exacting, pessimistic, way too conventional, miserly, a wet blanket to enthusiasm.

You are most compatible with
Cancer - a good match.
Capricorn - long lasting.
Scorpio - very strong.
Aquarius - ok if you can converse with the alien.

Absolutely no chance!
Libra - sorry, not a winner!
Gemini - such hard work.
Sagittarius - unsuitable.
Leo - very different.
Aries - likely to argue.

Aquarius 21st Jan 19th Feb

Life
Aquarians are extremely independent, they just will not be tied down for long. Their firm views and opinions can change to stubbornness if they are pushed into a corner. Nevertheless they are very faithful and supportive in the right relationship. Even though they may get thoroughly involved within a relationship aquarians need to preserve their privacy and independence.

The bright side
Aquarians are usually lively, inventive and oh so original! Sailing in the opposite direction to the crowd comes naturally to aquarius, in fact this does not worry them, as they are always out of step with the world because they think ahead of their time and revel in anything different. As aquarius thinks today. so the world will think tomorrow. Aquarius is the most happily eccentric sign in the zodiac. Although it can be very difficult to get close to an aquarian, this fixed sign is loyal and faithful.
Should you ask an aquarian for help, you will immediately get it, and all promises will be kept (at some point in the future). However please note that a helpful aquarian is very averse to being deliberately used. Aquarius is adept at taking information from several channels and processing all the numbers to see the big picture, and they do this while you think they are ignoring you! Sometimes this information is seemingly detected on their own private radar.
Conclusion
Humanitarian, friendly, independent, quirky, willing, progressive, an original thinker, inventive, creative, loyal, idealistic yet rational.

The dark side
Aquarians are very unpredictable, they can be chaotic or calm, stubborn or flexible, rebellious or helpful depending on how they feel and what their own senses tell them. This is a sign which can in extremes be totally dedicated to being unconventional, being wired the other way round.
This is a sign which can become detached to the point of coldness, stuck in a rigid and unrecognisable pattern. Aquarius has no care for what the world thinks and logically pursues their own set of social values. The isolation this brings is often a surprise, despite the super reliance on other senses, they can miss the obvious.
Conclusion:
Very unpredictable, eccentric, rebellious, contrary, tactless, stubborn, perverse, emotionally oblivious.

You are most compatible with
Libra - superlative.
Aquarius - truly out of this world.
Gemini - best friends first, everything else follows.
Aries - intriguingly lively.
Leo - entertaining, at opposite ends of the rope.

Absolutely no chance!
Scorpio - conflict turns to war.
Taurus - the unstoppable force meets the immovable object.
Virgo - little harmony, too much constriction.
Cancer - hurtful.
Capricorn - sticky, unless you speak earth sign.

Pisces 19th Feb 20th Mar

Life
The most idealistic, romantic and poetic sign, Pisceans are only too happy to lose themselves in their relationships. Being loved is vital to their well-being. They are very caring, and make compassionate and reflective partners.

The bright side
Piscean sensitivity is so finely tuned that it reacts like blotting paper to the atmosphere. When nursing the sick, for instance, Pisceans are apt to reflect a patient's own symptoms themselves. Indeed, Pisceans often have problems defining the boundaries between fact and fiction in general.
Pisces is empathetic and compassionate, and cannot bear to see another living being in pain. Indeed, Pisceans feel very deeply about other people as they do not have a strong sense of separation and individuality.
Pisces is an intuitive sign which can receive great inspiration. Pisceans are thus the natural mediums and mystics of the zodiac who can communicate their inner vision through either the arts or the sciences, or caring professions. Pisces can also be a sign of selfless or self-sacrificing devotion, and is capable of truly unconditional love for others.
Conclusion:
Artistic, kind, sympathetic, intuitive, visionary, sensitive, adaptable, receptive.

The dark side
The Pisces personality has a number of sub personalities who are likely to take over at the drop of a hat. They include the victim, the martyr and the saviour or rescuer; and once Pisces gets locked into these patterns, it can be very difficult to shift. This can be hard on other people involved, too, for Pisceans can inflict or receive, considerable suffering when they enter into a guilt ridden phase.
The other negative Piscean trait involves the illusion and confusion which surrounds their ability to tell the truth, known as lying by the more pragmatic signs. Pisceans tend to be too imaginative for their own good, and serve their own good even if they believe themselves that they are serving others.
Conclusion:
Impractical, vague, careless, spiteful, manipulative, confused, weak-willed, indecisive, easily led astray, greedy, immoral.

You are most compatible with
Pisces - totally bliss,
Libra - a fairy tale romance,
Taurus - an excellent match,
Leo - a romantic couple,
Scorpio - such fun and so tantalising.

Absolutely no chance!
Sagittarius - so many problems,
Aquarius - do take care,
Gemini - really needs insight,
Aries - you will need total dedication here.

Aries 20th Mar 21st Apr

Life
As the first sign of the Zodiac Arians cannot help putting themselves first, though they are very affectionate and generous towards their loved ones.
They have warm and enthusiastic natures and can be extremely demonstrative!
Gregarious, sociable and extrovert, Arians are great people to have around as they are usually the life and soul of any party, thanks to their enthusiastic natures.
Sometimes however the Arian face becomes creased with worry and disapproval when he or she is crossed in love.

The bright side
The Aries personality is fiery and warm, passionate and self-expressive with an urge to act NOW! This is NOT a patient sign, everything is done on impulse, and with great urgency.
Aries is a courageous leader, likely to take risks and will usually feel: "I know best". Aries rarely hangs around to check out the details. However give Aries a good cause for which to fight, a problem to solve, or something to pioneer, and this enterprising personality comes into its own.
Conclusion:
Forceful, pioneering, adventurous, enterprising, courageous, direct, energetic, freedom loving, self assertive.

The dark side
Strangely enough for this very active sign, one of its main failings is procrastination. Aries is extremely impatient and intolerant of delay.
Aries is likely to put off what must be done, (like bills and tax returns!). Aries will resort to lies rather than be inconvenienced by the uninteresting, or be forced to do that which they do not want to do.
Arians can be blunt, ignorantly offensive, or employ bullying tactics to selfishly get their own way.
Conclusion:
Selfish, unsubtle, impulsive, rash, quick tempered, impatient, quarrelsome, aggressive.

You are most compatible with
Scorpio - oh yes, very ardent.
Sagittarius - wonderfully romantic.
Libra - unstoppable.
Aries - fiery, if you like it that way!.

Absolutely no chance!
Aries - fiery.
Leo - intense.
Cancer - many differences.
Pisces - difficult.
Virgo - poles apart.

Taurus 21st Apr 22nd May

Life
Taureans are extremely faithful, with a strong need for security and a settled routine. Although they are very earthy, they can also be highly romantic and sensitive when it comes to love.

The bright side
Taurus has a patient, grounded and reliable personality. People know where they are with a Taurean, unless they go too far! The Taurean is also warm and sensual, with an appreciation of the fine things in life. Taurus is motivated by a need for security, this sign is good for business matters and can be trusted to carry things through with absolute care. As an earth sign Taurus values the environment and will do everything possible to preserve it, even if that only extends to their immediate surroundings.
Conclusion:
Practical, reliable, patient, persistent, solid, determined, industrious, strong willed, sensuous, affectionate, warm hearted, trustworthy.

The dark side
Unfortunately the Taurean personality can be so committed to self preservation and so cautious in their approach to matters that they can become tedious and boring! Many people seem prepared to brave this tedious behaviour for an evening of fine food and wine that will always appear at Taurean dinner parties. Taureans at their best are typically strong and silent, but often appear ignorant and wilfully obstinate to others.
Conclusion:
Lazy, possessive, self-indulgent, dull, inflexible, unoriginal, unimaginative, greedy, stubborn, resentful, hidebound by routine.

You are most compatible with
Leo - extremely loving.
Taurus - well suited.
Capricorn - terrific.
Pisces - charming.

Absolutely no chance!
Gemini - not a success.
Sagittarius - very rocky.
Aquarius - too stubborn.
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PostSubject: Re: Horror-Scope email~ whos who??? :P   Tue May 27, 2008 12:33 am

Continuation!!

Gemini 22nd May 22nd Jun

Life
Geminis are widely known for their dual personalities and ability to change mood from moment to moment. Although they hate to be tied down, they make lively, entertaining and romantic partners, even if they can be rather fickle if bored or unhappy.
Natural communicators, Geminis do not suffer fools gladly; so once they are attracted to people, they have to ensure that they are not dull or mundane. They will no doubt spend ages chatting to them about every subject under the sun, just to keep feeding that ever active and inquisitive mind.

The bright side
Bright, witty, adaptable and quick to react. Very little troubles a Gemini or stops the relentless talking for long! Geminis can argue their way into or out of any situation. Having an active curiosity, Gemini is excellant at gathering all kinds of information and gossip. They excel at regurgitating this information in a constant stream, but not necessarily in a logical or understandable order! Geminis are capable of tackling almost anything, so long as they do not become bored. The difficulty lies in what subject to concentrate on today, Gemini is always engaged in two subjects or jobs at once.
Conclusion:
Versatile, adaptable, intellectual, witty, charming, logical, energetic, spontaneous, lively, chatty, amusing, youthful, up-to-date.

The dark side
Geminis biggest faults are inconsistency and superficiality. People never know what to expect with Gemini, indeed they can be relied upon to do almost anything, in any situation. All that talking and instant reactions leaves little time for deeper thinking and planning, and too much whizzing about and quick reactions usually leads to sudden mental overload!
Conclusion:
changeable, restless, cunning, inquisitive, inconsistent, fickle, two-faced, fidgety, superficial, gossipy, scattered, transparent.

You are most compatible with
Libra - absolutely wonderful.
Leo - full of laughter.
Aquarius - good friends first, (and much more in this Geminis case!).
Sagittarius - Could be fun loving.
Aries - promising, though lightweight.

Absolutely no chance!
Cancer - steer clear!
Capricorn - don't see eye to eye.
Taurus - a difficult combination.
Pisces - traumatic!
Scorpio - volatile!

Cancer 22nd Jun 23rd Jul

Life
Emotions are a very important part in the life of a Cancerian. Although naturally defensive and very afraid of being hurt, they put their hearts and soul in to relationships and are faithful, loving and loyal partners.

The bright side
At best Cancerians are sensitive, kind and sympathetic, with an absolute urge to nurture and protect people around them. This is most apparent with home and family. So lies the soft side of Cancer, but there is a hard side too, they can be very enterprising, shrewd, and self-assured.
When all is in tune Cancerians are intuitive, imaginative and resourceful, knowing instinctively when to reach others and when to withdraw into their protective shell.
Conclusion:
Kind, sensitive, sympathetic, imaginative, maternal/paternal, solicitous, protective, cautious, patriotic, tenacious, shrewd, thrifty, resourceful, a good homemaker.

The dark side
Cancer has a deep inferiority complex, any hurt (both real and imagined), is brooded upon at length. Cancerians tend to look back at, and hold on to things from the past, they can be very possessive. They are inherently conservative in their outlook, but this does not get in the way of initiating change where they deem necessary.
Conclusion:
over emotional, hypersensitive, moody, devious, changeable, self-pitying, unforgiving, unstable, gullible, untidy.

You are most compatible with:
Cancer - a dreamy affair.
Taurus - a cosy atmosphere.
Virgo - stimulating company.
Scorpio - paradise with sparks!

Absolutely no chance!
Pisces - highly charged.
Sagittarius - troublesome.
Scorpio - sparks!
Libra - heavy going.
Gemini - at odds.
Aries - a poor match.

Leo 23rd Jul 24th Aug

Life
Leo is expansive, generous and caring. They revel in love affairs and all things romantic. Leo is passionate, demonstrative and likes nothing better than being spoiled by those they love.
Happiness knows no bounds for the Leo in love!

The bright side
The bright side of Leo is very bright indeed, "sunny side up" they are very much attuned to the life giving properties of our Sun itself. The typical Leo is flamboyant and generous with tremendous charm and a magnanimous spirit. The fixed quality of this sign does help to restrain a large dose of over-exuberance. Leos are loyal, self assured, hard working, and great organisers (only if they can be boss!)
Conclusion:
Creative, generous, enthusiastic, organized (if bothered), broad minded, expansive, dramatic.

The dark side
The dark side of Leo creeps out usually when they are, (or think that they are) being ignored. Sulking results when they are not the absolute centre of attention. Leo will drum up some scene both good and bad to get attention, any attention! Leos can be very self opinionated, bombastic, and overbearing. One of Leos most noted traits is too much pride, leading to pomposity and snobbery. The other noted negative trait is being far to touchy, touchy about everything. When Leos pride and feelings are hurt the temperature drops, they become very touchy and retire to their throne.
Conclusion:
Proud, jealous (sibling rivalry starts here), vain, bullying, pompous, snobbish, intolerant, dogmatic, stubborn, patronising, egotistical, conceited.

You are most compatible with
Gemini - full of laughter.
Aries - memorable.
Cancer - loving.
Libra - great fun.
Capricorn - it will be short, but sweet.

Absolutely no chance!
Scorpio - a clash of the big egos.
Virgo - a difficult match.
Leo - a battle of the wills.
Aquarius - difficult but entertaining!

Virgo 24th Aug 23rd Sep

Life
Virgo, you may be shy, introverted, and self-conscious on the surface, but when love comes your way, you relax and blossom! Virgos find it hard to express love, they have a thoughtful approach and always look before they leap.

The bright side
The Virgo character is marked by a sharp intellect which is typically used to analyse the natural order. Virgos are methodical, oh so precise, and are attracted to only that knowledge that can be applied usefully. They will happily share this information with anyone, it confirms their own usefulness in the world, and brings them eagerly out of there shells. Virgo pursues very how standards born out of realism and a tight grip on their environment, rather than any chase of high ideals.
Caution is a Virgo trait which if used positively will give them a fine sense of discrimination between practical ideas and those to be left in the sky. Virgos will usually develop this skill to improve themselves and their surroundings as they place great pride in tangible achievements.
Conclusion:
Discriminating, fastidious, analytical, meticulous, modest, precise.

The dark side
In their urge to label, organise, and precisely understand all things in life, Virgo can become rather obsessed with the whole idea of "order". Anything that upsets this harmony and understanding could expose them to the terrors of the unknown! For Virgos "there is a place for everything, and everything has its place". Virgo will do anything to achieve this state.
Conclusion:
Fussy, self conscious, cynical, hypercritical, finicky, over-conforming, over cautious at times.

You are most compatible with
Pisces - oh, heavenly.
Scorpio - truly passionate.
Taurus - steady and enjoyable.
Capricorn - in tune.

Absolutely no chance!
Aries - just poles apart.
Libra - hard going.
Cancer - constant problems.
Aquarius - troubled waters.
Virgo - boredom in detail

Libra 23rd Sep 23rd Oct

Life
Falling in love comes naturally to Librans, whose reason for living centres upon happy and enduring relationships. A life without love is just not worth contemplating, Libra can not function without someone special, for they long for emotional security. Problems arise when the reality does not match the ideal, and a complete inability to make a binding decision about relationships, (or anything else for that matter).

The bright side
Libra is easy going, charming and pleasant, all relationships are important to Libra, this sign simply can not do without other people, and makes an excellent party host. Libra is a sign that values peace at all costs, and is very fair minded. People like being around Librans, for in the event of a dispute they will seek a compromise. A word of caution on this compromise though, for things may not be what they seem, Librans can if they wish charm the birds from the trees!
Conclusion:
Charming, easy going, romantic, diplomatic, idealistic, refined, in love with love.

The dark side
Oh the indecisiveness is famous! Librans either sit on the fence, (attempting to appear pleasing to all parties), or they swing wildly from one side of the argument to the other, (and not necessarily dependant on who they are talking to!)
This is not the most reliable of signs, either in what they should do, or in maintaining any particular view point. They are often accused of being two faced. Beneath that charming exterior it is less well known, and stealthily concealed that they are very self centred, and insist on getting their own way, (whatever that is today).
Conclusion:
Indecisive, resentful, frivolous, changeable, flirtatious, easily influenced, highly susceptible to flattery.

You are most compatible with
Aquarius - a marvellous match.
Gemini - sublime.
Aries - opposites attract.
Scorpio - emotionally rewarding.
Taurus - very sensual.

Absolutely no chance!
Capricorn - don't bet on this one.
Cancer - very hard work.
Virgo - discordant.
Libra - indecisive, no decisive, whatever!
Sagittarius - too flighty.

Scorpio 23rd Oct 23rd Nov

Life
The intensity and passion generated by Scorpio makes them an unforgettable partner in love. They take there love affairs very seriously, which can lead to much jealousy. They are also very secretive which can make it hard for them to confront romantic problems.

The bright side
Scorpios often get a bad press! They have very intense personalities with hidden depths, though they have great compassion being able to reach out to troubled people.
Being deeply emotional themselves, Scorpios understand and accept the feelings that other signs cannot handle. Scorpio is not afraid in the dark, this sign often makes an ideal therapist. Many doctors and surgeons are Scorpios. They have incredible personal magnetism and often make loyal, devoted, friends and lovers.
Conclusion:
Powerful feelings and emotions, committed, loyal, imaginative, discerning, subtle, persistent, determined.

The dark side
Scorpios have a hidden and secretive side. They are not averse to using their deep understanding of others to gain power over them for their own ends. Scorpio has a fascination for power, how it is used and how to hold other people with it.
Sometimes this can extend to cruelty, Scorpio is vindictive and brooding, a sign that never forgets a grudge. Scorpio is prone to having an inner self destruct button, which they push compulsively from time to time.
Conclusion:
over emotional, hypersensitive, moody, devious, changeable, self-pitying, unforgiving, unstable, gullible, untidy.

You are most compatible with:
Pisces - absolutely superb,
Taurus - a rewarding relationship,
Aries - long lasting,
Cancer - paradise,
Libra - heady stuff,
Leo - a powerful attraction.

Absolutely no chance:
Scorpio - nuclear explosion,
Gemini - volatile,
Sagittarius - can be strained,
Aquarius - up and then down.

Sagittarius 23rd Nov 22nd Dec

Life
Sagittarians prefer to be footloose and fancy free, however should they become involved in a relationship they make it as enjoyable and as much fun as possible. Normally Sagittarius is very gregarious, but they will be glad to find the time for that special relationship, when they are ready!
They are very warm and caring, and though their light hearted affections may seem too casual for some, for the right person that could be just right.

The bright side
Sagittarius is optimistic, outgoing and the most adaptable of the fire signs. They interact spontaneously with life as they continue a lifelong quest for meaning. This sign needs a great deal of freedom, but is equally willing to offer freedom to others. Having an open minded and intellectual curiosity means that Sagittarius is willing to learn about other people in an effort to understand them, while being trusting and open. In fact Sagittarians say what they mean with complete and devastating frankness!
Conclusion
Jovial, optimistic, versatile, open-minded, philosophical, sincere, frank, visionary.

The dark side
Thinking with their mouths, tactlessness and boastfulness tend to upset others, unfortunately Sagittarius possesses all of these traits. While a tendency to moralise and preach on what you or I should do, while following a completely different set of rules themselves does not help either. One of Sagittarius great difficulties lies within relationships. They are completely able to be faithful to two people at once. Bored Sagittarians are a danger to themselves and others. Their attitude is that anything goes, so long as it is entertaining. This often results in over-indulgence and a tendency to burn the candle at both ends, to the detriment of their health.
Conclusion:
Tactless, restless, careless, boisterous, irresponsible, boastful, likely to exaggerate, lazy, wasteful, moralising.

You are most compatible with
Aries - so wonderfully romantic.
Leo - very passionate.
Libra - such enjoyment.
Sagittarius - so much excitement you can hardly stay still.

Absolutely no chance!
Capricorn - conflicts galore.
Cancer - very distant.
Aquarius - very heated.
Scorpio - chalk and cheese.
Gemini - hot then cold.
Pisces - difficult.
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PostSubject: Re: Horror-Scope email~ whos who??? :P   Wed May 28, 2008 12:09 am

partly true for my. bounce bounce bounce
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PostSubject: Re: Horror-Scope email~ whos who??? :P   Wed May 28, 2008 12:24 am

don even noe which one is urs lar... LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Horror-Scope email~ whos who??? :P   Wed May 28, 2008 10:06 pm

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